Medical Advice

topic posted Fri, January 16, 2004 - 3:06 PM by  offlinevolo
As tribe grows, and people realize it's potential, someone will be stupid enough to seek medical advice.

If you do see such a post, I propose the following action:

Convince them that the easiest way to diagnose their sickness is to taste their own urine. Do this with medi-babble and attempt to make rational sense. Also, relate it to whatever their issue is.

-Ed
posted by:
volo
  • Re: Medical Advice

    Fri, January 16, 2004 - 5:57 PM
    Will do, but I want you guys to take ANY requests for nonprofessional medical advice straight here and let all of us have a go at it before deciding what to tell, exactly. If we pool our ideas and come up with a vaguely united front, it'll be much more likely to really mess with someone's head.

    Here's the deal, though, once someone is on to us, we have to invite them to join in the fun and be sporting about it.

    OK?
    • Re: Medical Advice

      Fri, April 23, 2004 - 3:37 PM
      I like that idea Josh......ummm....on a side-note......maybe you could change the description of this tribe, so that rules are provided.....b/c I think I posted without understanding exactly what I was doing......
      • Re: Medical Advice

        Thu, April 29, 2004 - 11:28 PM
        There are rules?
        • Re: Medical Advice

          Sun, May 9, 2004 - 10:17 PM
          Ok, which one of you did this!?

          Urine Therapy
          A Health & Wellness tribe
          This is a tribe for those interested in using their own urine to heal. Whether you are experienced, just beginning, or curious.

          Public URL urinetherapy.tribe.net
          • Re: Medical Advice

            Mon, May 10, 2004 - 12:30 AM
            Maybe I should just turn this tribe over to them?

            Truthfully, healthy urine is great for disinfecting cuts and ruptured blisters, fighting athlete's foot and several other things.

            Drinking it, though, will NOT allow you to live forever.
            Nope. No way.


            BTW...
            Did you see my Odeon Bar Tribe message about drinking
            piss after Fernet Branca has been pissed out?
            The human body can't metabolize fusil alcohol, so you can
            hypothetically get almost the same weird Fernet buzz again
            and again!
            • Re: Medical Advice

              Mon, May 10, 2004 - 12:28 PM
              GROSS JOSH!!! ;-P

              But, I heard that in China they drink their first pee of the day cuz it's supposed to be very healing. They also use it as a face astrigent and it's supposed to make one's skin radiant :-P (YUCK!!!)

              a long time ago I also heard about this tribe of natives here that use women's period's for that kind of stuff, too!

              BTW: this is ALL true!!!

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